(How, meaning, what to say because there is no how in an illegal country.)

So you're on your voyage abroad and want to roast one? Do not get in a pickle like I did in Paris, where I ended the night at the Eiffel buying overpriced spliffs because I didn't know the local language. Use this guide for your aid in your next mota mission in Mexico, or whatever neck of the woods you decide to smoke a backwoods. To note, these translations include no slang or code words for cannabis, so please consult your local guidebook for variations.

English - Do you know where I can get a bag of cannabis?

Arabic - hal taerif min 'ayn yumkinuni alhusul ealaa kis min alhashishi?

Bosnian - Znate li gdje mogu nabaviti vreću kanabisa?

Bulgarian - Znaete li otkŭde moga da vzema torba kanabis?

Catalan - Saps on puc aconseguir una bossa de cànnabis?

Chinese - Nǐ zhīdào wǒ zài nǎlǐ kěyǐ mǎi dào yī dài dàmá ma?

Danish - Ved du, hvor jeg kan få fat i en pose hash?

Dutch - Weet jij waar ik een zak cannabis kan krijgen?

Filipino - Alam mo ba kung saan ako makakakuha ng isang bag ng cannabis?

Finnish - Tiedätkö mistä saan pussin kannabista?

French - Savez-vous où je peux obtenir un sac de cannabis ?

German - Weißt du, wo ich eine Tüte Cannabis bekommen kann?

Greek - Xérete poú boró na vro éna sakouláki kánnavis?

Haitian Creole - Èske w konnen ki kote mwen ka jwenn yon sak Cannabis?

Hawaiin - ʻIke ʻoe i kahi e loaʻa ai iaʻu kahi ʻeke cannabis?

Hebrew - אתה יודע איפה אני יכול להשיג שקית קנאביס?

Hindi - kya aap jaanate hain ki mujhe bhaang ka ek baig kahaan mil sakata hai?

Hungarian - Tudod, hol tudok venni egy zacskó kannabiszt?

Icelandic - Veistu hvar ég get fengið poka af kannabis?

Igbo - Ị maara ebe m nwere ike nweta akpa nke cannabis?

Indonesian - Apakah Anda tahu di mana saya bisa mendapatkan sekantong ganja?

Irish - An bhfuil a fhios agat cá bhfaighidh mé mála cannabais?

Italian - Sai dove posso trovare un sacchetto di cannabis?

Japanese - Taima no fukuro o doko de te ni ireru koto ga dekiru ka shitte imasu ka?

Korean - daemacho han bongjileul eodiseo guhal su issneunji aseyo?

Kurdish - Ma hûn dizanin ku ez dikarim kîsik esrarê ji ku bistînim?

Lao - chao hubova khony samadoaothong cannabis  dai yusai

Latvian - Vai jūs zināt, kur es varu dabūt kaņepju maisu?

Lithuanian - Ar žinote, kur galėčiau gauti maišelį kanapių?

Luxembourg - Wësst Dir wou ech eng Tasche Cannabis kréien?

Macedonian - Dali znaete kade možam da dobijam kesička kanabis?

Malay - Adakah anda tahu di mana saya boleh mendapatkan beg ganja?

Maori - Kei te mohio koe ki hea ka taea e au te tiki putea tarukino?

Nepal - Kē tapā'īlā'ī thāhā cha ma kahām̐ bhāṅgakō jhōlā pā'una sakchu?

Norwegian - Vet du hvor jeg kan få tak i en pose cannabis?

Persian - آیا می دانید از کجا می توانم یک کیسه شاهدانه تهیه کنم؟

Polish - Czy wiesz, gdzie mogę dostać torbę marihuany?

Portuguese - Você sabe onde posso conseguir um saco de maconha?

Punjabi - Kī tusīṁ jāṇadē hō ki mainū bhaga dā baiga kithōṁ mila sakadā hai?

Romanian - Știi de unde pot lua o pungă de canabis?

Russia - Ty ne znayeshʹ, gde ya mogu dostatʹ meshok marikhuany?

Samoan - E te iloa le mea e mafai ona ou maua ai se taga cannabis?

Scottish - A bheil fios agad càite am faigh mi poca cainb?

Serbian - Znate li gde mogu da nabavim vreću kanabisa?

Slovak - Viete, kde môžem získať vrecko konope?

Slovenian - Ali veste, kje lahko dobim vrečko konoplje?

Somali - Ma ogtahay meesha aan ka heli karo boorso xashiishad ah?

Spanish - ¿Sabes dónde puedo conseguir una bolsa de cannabis?

Sudanese - Naha anjeun terang dimana kuring tiasa kéngingkeun kantong ganja?

Swahili - Je! unajua ninaweza kupata wapi begi la bangi?

Swedish - Vet du var jag kan få tag i en påse cannabis?

Tamil - Kañcā mūṭṭai eṅkiruntu kiṭaikkum teriyumā?

Tatar - Беләсеңме, мин капчык каннабисны кайдан ала алам?

Thai - Khuṇ rū̂ h̄ịm ẁā c̄hạn s̄āmārt̄h h̄ā t̄hung kạỵchā dị̂thī̀ h̄ịn?

Turkish - Bir torba esrar nereden bulabileceğimi biliyor musun?